A Modest Proposal

I have a modest proposal for how all school children in the U.S. should begin their school days. Instead of saluting the flag, they should be shown pictures of bin Laden both alive and dead and then, while chanting USA, USA, USA, they should be shown a picture of Obama and an anonymous Navy Seal [to preserve his safety]. That should get their day off to a great start and would convey to all our youths the nationalistic fervor we want them to display.